धमाल विनोदी कथा.......'जागते रहो.... आमशा भरोशोर मत सोवो'

धमाल विनोदी कथा.......'जागते रहो.... आमशा भरोशोर मत सोवो' 

2 diha agodar gavaat sori-o praytn jalyamule gavaat bhiti-a vatavaran hota. Polisane ek dihi gavat bandobast thoylo pan main road var patrolling hodla te gavat firna tyana shaky nota. Shevti Babukaka leadership khala gavaat rati gast ghalnya karta ek gasti-pathak nemnyat aala tyat sarvshri Andrya, shejav, duma, mingu ani Shima ya shoor veera-yee nivad karnyat aali. Rati 11 vajta gavsha cross var jamyasa ani hakote 4 vajya paryant gavaat gast ghalyashi. Gharne yetana sora mukablo karu shakatyav aha hatyar ghevon yasa aha Babukaka ne tya black commando-la hangilta.

Aaj 11 vajle babukaka cross var poslo...ajun kun aala nota. 10 mintat sagle jama jale....'Andrya, tu hatat ka hadle hatyar'...babukakane andryala visarla...'Mey mey karav ghevon aale'....'Karav?...ti tya sora xxxxxx ghalyashi ga? Babune ragaye andryala hangila...jay veda kadsa...mast bambu ghevon ye'...andrya gelo...bambu kadso hadyaso odya ratso....andryane lusu-a bedyavarso bambu khechilo....ka hangyasa...hatri kadi modli ga hatri kahi kongi hote tahi bedya avstha jali....Andrya vijayi thatat 8 foot bamboo ghevon babukaka dari gelo....' Wa wa....8 foot lamb bamboo....tuva baysha mada-ye naal padyashe haat ga'...jaay 4 footaye don tukde karon haad, ad-kaccha tata kadsa'....Andrya maan halvit nighon gelo....

'Duma, tu ka hadle hatyaar?' Babune visarla...'Mey mey...Barshi ghevon aale' duma boilo ani hatshi barshi babula dakhdli....ti barshi bagon babu-aa dokha firla ' ee ee barshi...tuva bayshi....aate hangate ti re....yane nandeti tari marde ga?...jaay thodi dhar lavon ye.....'Shejav, tu ka hadle hatyaar?.....'Mey, mey naal padyaso dor hadle' shejav boylo....'Aha, sora-na kavle naal padon pani paje vatate' babune ragaye hangila...' Naay, naay babu....Sorana pakdya karta dor ghetle....'....'Accha..manje tu 'shehnshah' harko 'andheri rato' mey hatat dor ghevon nigyaso...mag sor rastyat yevon tula haak marnar....'Shejav.... Shejav... mey aale...maye hath-paay bandh ani mala khechat ne'.....sal sala ghara javon paaray nayte kudal ghevon ye....'Mingu, tu kay hadla naay vatate'...babune mingu-la visarla...te mingu-ne hatha-ee muthi ughadli an tyat-ne 'Nail-cutter' kadla....'Baap re, oda bhotha hatyar'....'Sor sori karyado yashe ga tu dari paya-ye nakhe kapya yashe'....array, tu dari koho bhotho huro pavto.... an pathila ti bag kado marle....babune visarla ' Nay re babu...baiku hangate tume 5 taas firyashe te tumala khado 'Lays ani maggie' dete an pyado 'frootie'...ta sagla bharle pathivarsha bag mine'.... ' Nashib baikune mandula ani doodha-ee batli naay dili tula'...jaay huro ghevon ye gharne'....babune mingu palvilo....

5 mintane sagle member hatyare badlon aale.....'Babu, tu aamala ode kayde kele te tu dari ka hatyar haay'.... andryane babula visarla....babu ahalo ani kishatne pistol kadla...'Mere pass 'ghoda' hai, bacchu...ek goli nikli toh khel khallas'....Babukaka pistol sha nalivar fuk marit boylo....'Babu, ya ghodyla olaat kadsa ghalta' shejav ne pansaat PJ kelo....sagle ahyaa lagle....Andrya boylo...'Babu, Nirmal sha jatrya gela ga aho faydo hote'....hehehe....odyat mingu boylo 'Andrya, hehehe naay 'LoL'....Andryane tyaee comment 'Like' keli ane babune 'delete' keli....

Saglya-ee cheshta maskari khapyado 12 vajle.....tharla ki gavashya magsha bajune jadne khartaan haay tade gast ghalyashee......sagle nighale tya side la....gavatne nightana Andrya ordalo..'Jagte raho sssss.....aamsha bharoshe mat sovo'.....jala pudso rasto....kir kalokh....kay dikhat nota.....odyat shima-ne havayee-nusar gano ghetlo...'Kabhi kabhi mere dil mey khayaal aata hai'......ta aikon babukaka tal-payashi aag mastaki sadli...'Tu aaisa 'Shashi kapoor' marla tere...kaal ka, vel ka, tu kya kamakarta ade aalya, kay bhan haay ga...pudhe tula odo kalo 'andhar' dikhate ga naay'....odyat shima-ne duhro gano ghetlo...'Jivnaat mazya Andhar Andhar'...babune shima-ye haat jodle ani tya tond band kela....

Aate sagle gavsha ekdum tokala poslote.....kutre bhokyaso awaj yetoto....baki smashan shant-ta......odyat Andyane awaj dilo 'Kun haaya tade'.....'Ha ha ajun jorat haak de...tadne Sor tula uttar dede...tya naav, gaav ani rationcard shi xerox pan dede....kay akkal haay ga dokhya-ye khole jalyat'....jara shant rya....Sora halchali-o kanoso ghya'......babukaka samjutine boylo...punha shant-ta jali....odyat Shejav ney ek dagad tukilo ani aambya jhada khala fekilo...sagle ekdum jagyor udale...' Mey...mey...dagad takilo' shejav boylo.....'Aate tula dagad maryado ka jalta'...babukaka-ne dokhyala haat maron visarla...' Nay na baboo....jar kun aambya khala lapon behle haay de te dagad lagon dokha futede...kaam fattey....haay ga naay idea'..... shejav boylo.......Babune dole bhothe kele ani shejavla boylo....'Mast idea haay tuyi....tu dagad marlo ga sor nemkho tya khala yevon ubhi renar ani dokha fodon ghenar....ekdum perfect'......Naal fodon fodon tua dokhyavo naal jale...sal sala nala khakaat kadsa'....

 Ee batchit salu astana mingu-aa laksh shisha jhada mage gela ani mingu ordalo ' Sor.... Sor..... Sor'....ani sagle shoor veer hatsa taakon gava dishene dhavat nighale....2 mintat akhho gav jago jalo.....virar ne police pan bolvile...kunalas patto naay kade sor aalyat te.....Babukaka-ne mingu-aa tondor bagila ani visarla 'Mingu, kade bagile re sor?'.....'Tade shisha jhada mage ek sor hoto....hatat 2 talwari...kay tari halchal janvalai......toh sor aaplyor bagito-to'.....mingu-ne ghabrat ghabrat hangila.....akkho gav ghabro-sabro jalto...10 mintat police gadi ghevon aale....3 police pudhe ani 50 gavse gav mahane mage....mandli  spot-la posle....shisha jhada mage kalokh kitt....lambne ek akruti dikhatoti....2 dole rokhon....hatat 2 hure ghevon ubhi hoti....Polisa-ne flood light salu kelo ani shisha jhador marlo.....'Hambhye hambhye....ek bail hambya laglo.....tyaye 2 bhothe hengute....mast talwari harkhe hala-tote......ee drush bagon police ani gavkari jorjorat ahya lagle.....ti sandhi sadhon Andrya boylo ' babu, koda pan hang pan gavthi 'baila' pudhe tuvo 'ghodo' kay kamavo naay.....aate 'ghodo' ney ani aanglyat bandh tuva'.....punha hehehe...I mean 'LoL'.....odyat babu od-dalo....'o bail ade hadon kune bandile ta mala payla hanga'.....sagle gavkaari ek meka tondor bagya lagle......odyat shisha jhada mage halchal bagon 'Sor Sor' karit aakho gav uthavnaro mingu frootie pet pet pudhe  aalo an boylo...' Babu, o bail mavo-s....kaal hanchapara ade bandilto....pan mey bahalo'......hehehe.