धमाल विनोदी कथा.......'जागते रहो.... आमशा भरोशोर मत सोवो'
Aaj 11 vajle
babukaka cross var poslo...ajun kun aala nota. 10 mintat sagle jama
jale....'Andrya, tu hatat ka hadle hatyar'...babukakane andryala visarla...'Mey
mey karav ghevon aale'....'Karav?...ti tya sora xxxxxx ghalyashi ga? Babune
ragaye andryala hangila...jay veda kadsa...mast bambu ghevon ye'...andrya
gelo...bambu kadso hadyaso odya ratso....andryane lusu-a bedyavarso bambu
khechilo....ka hangyasa...hatri kadi modli ga hatri kahi kongi hote tahi bedya
avstha jali....Andrya vijayi thatat 8 foot bamboo ghevon babukaka dari
gelo....' Wa wa....8 foot lamb bamboo....tuva baysha mada-ye naal padyashe haat
ga'...jaay 4 footaye don tukde karon haad, ad-kaccha tata kadsa'....Andrya maan
halvit nighon gelo....
'Duma, tu ka
hadle hatyaar?' Babune visarla...'Mey mey...Barshi ghevon aale' duma boilo ani
hatshi barshi babula dakhdli....ti barshi bagon babu-aa dokha firla ' ee ee
barshi...tuva bayshi....aate hangate ti re....yane nandeti tari marde ga?...jaay
thodi dhar lavon ye.....'Shejav, tu ka hadle hatyaar?.....'Mey, mey naal
padyaso dor hadle' shejav boylo....'Aha, sora-na kavle naal padon pani paje
vatate' babune ragaye hangila...' Naay, naay babu....Sorana pakdya karta dor
ghetle....'....'Accha..manje tu 'shehnshah' harko 'andheri rato' mey hatat dor
ghevon nigyaso...mag sor rastyat yevon tula haak marnar....'Shejav....
Shejav... mey aale...maye hath-paay bandh ani mala khechat ne'.....sal sala
ghara javon paaray nayte kudal ghevon ye....'Mingu, tu kay hadla naay
vatate'...babune mingu-la visarla...te mingu-ne hatha-ee muthi ughadli an
tyat-ne 'Nail-cutter' kadla....'Baap re, oda bhotha hatyar'....'Sor sori
karyado yashe ga tu dari paya-ye nakhe kapya yashe'....array, tu dari koho
bhotho huro pavto.... an pathila ti bag kado marle....babune visarla ' Nay re
babu...baiku hangate tume 5 taas firyashe te tumala khado 'Lays ani maggie'
dete an pyado 'frootie'...ta sagla bharle pathivarsha bag mine'.... ' Nashib
baikune mandula ani doodha-ee batli naay dili tula'...jaay huro ghevon ye
gharne'....babune mingu palvilo....
5 mintane sagle
member hatyare badlon aale.....'Babu, tu aamala ode kayde kele te tu dari ka
hatyar haay'.... andryane babula visarla....babu ahalo ani kishatne pistol
kadla...'Mere pass 'ghoda' hai, bacchu...ek goli nikli toh khel
khallas'....Babukaka pistol sha nalivar fuk marit boylo....'Babu, ya ghodyla
olaat kadsa ghalta' shejav ne pansaat PJ kelo....sagle ahyaa lagle....Andrya
boylo...'Babu, Nirmal sha jatrya gela ga aho faydo hote'....hehehe....odyat
mingu boylo 'Andrya, hehehe naay 'LoL'....Andryane tyaee comment 'Like' keli
ane babune 'delete' keli....
Saglya-ee
cheshta maskari khapyado 12 vajle.....tharla ki gavashya magsha bajune jadne
khartaan haay tade gast ghalyashee......sagle nighale tya side la....gavatne
nightana Andrya ordalo..'Jagte raho sssss.....aamsha bharoshe mat
sovo'.....jala pudso rasto....kir kalokh....kay dikhat nota.....odyat shima-ne
havayee-nusar gano ghetlo...'Kabhi kabhi mere dil mey khayaal aata hai'......ta
aikon babukaka tal-payashi aag mastaki sadli...'Tu aaisa 'Shashi kapoor' marla
tere...kaal ka, vel ka, tu kya kamakarta ade aalya, kay bhan haay ga...pudhe
tula odo kalo 'andhar' dikhate ga naay'....odyat shima-ne duhro gano
ghetlo...'Jivnaat mazya Andhar Andhar'...babune shima-ye haat jodle ani tya
tond band kela....
Aate sagle
gavsha ekdum tokala poslote.....kutre bhokyaso awaj yetoto....baki smashan
shant-ta......odyat Andyane awaj dilo 'Kun haaya tade'.....'Ha ha ajun jorat
haak de...tadne Sor tula uttar dede...tya naav, gaav ani rationcard shi xerox
pan dede....kay akkal haay ga dokhya-ye khole jalyat'....jara shant rya....Sora
halchali-o kanoso ghya'......babukaka samjutine boylo...punha shant-ta
jali....odyat Shejav ney ek dagad tukilo ani aambya jhada khala fekilo...sagle
ekdum jagyor udale...' Mey...mey...dagad takilo' shejav boylo.....'Aate tula
dagad maryado ka jalta'...babukaka-ne dokhyala haat maron visarla...' Nay na
baboo....jar kun aambya khala lapon behle haay de te dagad lagon dokha
futede...kaam fattey....haay ga naay idea'..... shejav boylo.......Babune dole
bhothe kele ani shejavla boylo....'Mast idea haay tuyi....tu dagad marlo ga sor
nemkho tya khala yevon ubhi renar ani dokha fodon ghenar....ekdum
perfect'......Naal fodon fodon
tua dokhyavo naal jale...sal sala nala khakaat kadsa'....
