Ek vichitr Gudh...'Monday to Sunday'!

****Homvar: Virar-satpala bus rati 9 vajta virar depot ne hutli...58 pravasi....bolinj naka....Jp nagar....ratshe 11 vajlyaat...hello...hello...kune JP nagar ne abraham nakyor jatana bus bagili ga? Ajun posli naay abraham nakyor....manje gayab jali...bermuda triangle harkhi...control room ST bus MH04 DN 3801 missing.....

****Mangalvar: Ruth pore nijlyor mast hindalyat gappa maro...ratshe 10...Rony mey hindalyat posle...fridge minsa ek apple ghevon ye...ekdum reddish...an huri pan haad....ee ghe apple ani huri...kaap aate...hindolo gavit khavo...tring tring....jala aates phone vajyaso hoto....jaay rony call receive kar...pore uthedyat....rony aatmine jaate....2 mintanantar....hindalo halate jorjorat....hindalyat akkha ragaat....khala huri padle...ruth dikhe naay...Apple firate hindalyat...raktavarti Apple shyo aadvyo tidvyo vichitr resha.....an tyatne diknara...MH04 DN 3801....

****Budhvaar: Doctor Agarwal...we need to operate him immediately...its brain tumour...brain scanning has clearly showed a big tumour...don't worry misses Misquita...pray for ur husband....3 hrs after operation...what? its not tumour?...oh my god....how is it possible? Its an Apple in place of tumour? Can't belive this....'Sorry mam....'Mr. Antony Misquita' is no more.....

****Guruvaar: array, girij la cross banvyado dile toh hadya so haay...johny tu an steve jaay...girij devlamage...Jesus carpenter haang bus....ha ta bagh ghar...uncle, aamcha cross ready haay ka...thanks...wow black cross ani white yeshu christ...nice yaar..bye the way uncle tumche naav kay....ma nav mi swargvasi 'Antony misquita'......hehehe...ee veda haay vatate carpenter...sal steve..

****Hukrvar: Rajodi la football khelyashi majas vegli...3-1 score...mac, ajun 2 goal paat equal karyado...maar mac maar...jorat maar kick....array ball halu maar panyat naka maro...khalokh padya lagle hapdyaso naay...jala ga kade marlo panyaat...aate thamb yede latebarobar....koda time 4 latyo yevon gelyo....aalo aalo bag...tuk aate...array...o ball naay ee ka haay...o my god....cross...black cross an white jesus christ....ball kade gelo....suprise...

****Hinvar: Patil....pretala post mortem karta ghevun ja...baap re...kaha olkhyaso mahanu....Saheb...saheb....ha sarkari sevak asava...kashavarun patil....hey bagha hyache kapde...khaki rangache...bahutek bus cha conductor kivha driver asava....Patil, DySp office la phone laava an check kar kuni missing aahe ka manun....saheb, saheb...ek missing case aahe....ST bus virar depotun sutleli....bahutek tyachach driver kivha conductor.....Doctor, tumcha post mortem report kaay manto?...saheb..hyachya potachya aatdyamadhe hey tukde saapdle....oh my god...hyane hey tukde khale...vishwas basat nahi...saheb kashache tukde? Kaay football chey?....Akkha football potat...

****Aaytvar: .......Jerry, ka vasha lavile rey....mast pustak haay...gudh katha...mystery...hang tari ka story haay....array, bo bharis...somvar tey ravivar mine vichitr ghatna ghadatyat tyaa gudh realation..mey just shanivar paryant aale...bus sha conductor shi body hapadle an tya potat football shey tukde...climax aale story o...next page Sunday...thamb mey vashite....array ee shevtsa paan kune fadle....Taai, chris babu-ne pustak ghetlota ga....ha jerry...hatat ek paan ghevon firatoto tigala...badbadatoto...mummy ya kagdor Football, Bus, Cross, Apple, Huri, Police...yanshe mast photo haat manun....an tya mine tyavo pan photo haay manun.....Taai, chris kade haay?....Papa dari haayde...papa chris haay ha....naay mala mahit naay...baba-la visar...baba, chris haay ha tumsha dari...naay mala mahit naay...ka jala por hapde naay ga ka...bi kuna barobar jasa naay por....chris...chris...chris....deva parmeshwara kadsha kade mayara aali!

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